When I left my last job, I decided to withdraw my provident fund. We were planning to buy a house and we needed all the money we could get. The money was deposited in my bank account a few days ago, making us feel very rich at the moment.
But the other evening, I suddenly whined that we're using up my pension, and in true Bollywood style, the Guy sang, "Tera pension bhi main hoon, tera tension bhi main hoon, teri body ka har ek dimension bhi main hoon..." ("I'm your pension as well as your tension, I'm your body's every dimension...") It went on, and I remember "connection" figured in it somehow, but by then I was laughing too hard to listen.
Maybe the Guy can become a corny-lyrics writer for Bollywood and make us a load of money?