Instead of sending him to playschool
But I am fed up of nursery rhymes
And please don't play 'Lakdi ka kathi' one more time.
I don't want to say you scream
Because that may be just how you talk
But have you ever heard yourself?
Do you know you are loud?
It was entertaining to hear the couple's fight
When my TV wasn't working
But now it's been fixed:
Would you keep that in mind, please?
I know children are noisy
But your child really isn't
I never hear his voice
Except when he responds to you.
And I know it's difficult to get a child to bathe
But do you really - all three of you
Have to shout in the bathroom just below mine
At nine-thirty on a Sunday morning?