There is many a momma Who is a little mad, But there's just one Mad Momma And just one OA-dad.
There is a noisy little Brat Who'll charm you out of your wits; A Bean who now talks oh so pat: They love each other to bits.
The MM is blogging a rant, The OA watching the new TV, The Bean is chasing an ant, And the Brat runs around all the three. That's the Mad House and those that in it dwell: How do I know? That I never shall tell!