This time it's Samit Basu on India.
C is for Cow. Cow is our mummy.
May it roam everywhere except your tummy.
F is for Family. Key to our lives.
Lock up your daughters and find your sons wives.
M is for Modi, may his name be blessed!Sigh.
Fighter of crocodiles, always best dressed.
W is for West, the despoiler of values
And also for Women, the cookers of aloos.
Edited to add: Here's Part 2, and it might be even more awesome.