Whaddya mean, you hadn't noticed I was gone?
No, I wasn't away holidaying. (Though if you didn't know, my life is one long vacation right now.) The laptop had conked out, after a long healthy life of nearly three years. But it didn't die: after a few days of near-death, the Guy brought it back to life. (I'm so glad I married a geek.)
So what have you all been doing?