tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post1488077261844287321..comments2023-06-02T20:16:17.995+05:30Comments on Unmana's Words: Rude Responses to Rude Comments OR, I wish I had the presence of mind to say that at the right timeUnmanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02430139387595895191noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-24173611369418283292010-09-16T19:35:01.375+05:302010-09-16T19:35:01.375+05:30Alba: "You look much less stupid than you are...Alba: "You look much less stupid than you are"?<br /><br />Okay, if you want to be polite, "That's because I'm so smart!"Unmanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02430139387595895191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-10910222693311541072010-09-16T02:50:36.212+05:302010-09-16T02:50:36.212+05:30What should I respond when people tell me I look o...What should I respond when people tell me I look older than my actual age??Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06856578097295315683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-10206742571622647572010-09-16T02:49:23.060+05:302010-09-16T02:49:23.060+05:30What can I answer when people tell me I look much ...What can I answer when people tell me I look much older than my real age?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06856578097295315683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-34891102378317840272010-08-10T15:59:03.982+05:302010-08-10T15:59:03.982+05:30Unmana, I LOVE this post so much, it's like th...Unmana, I LOVE this post so much, it's like those witty email forwards you get. The comments sections just adds to the fun.<br /><br />Pallu, "kon tumhi" it is! And if it is somebody in closer relation, then kya kare? I need inputs you know.<br />The latest I have heard is "Love marriage huh? Good! You got a husband fairer than you" <br /><br />"What a pity your daughter didn't"<br /><br />Do you think that will work?<br /><br />:-S~Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04136504255538483496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-30168810294444382012010-04-07T08:35:50.239+05:302010-04-07T08:35:50.239+05:30the mad momma: LOL at staircase wit. That puts it ...the mad momma: LOL at staircase wit. That puts it perfectly. <br /><br />And I LOVE that last comment. You have smart friends!Unmanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02430139387595895191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-64926973853621956782010-04-06T00:36:08.521+05:302010-04-06T00:36:08.521+05:30ooh - i have a good one.
a friend who is sick of p...ooh - i have a good one.<br />a friend who is sick of people asking her why she isnt getting pregnant turned around and said<br /><br />Aunty - we're probably not doing it right - aap sikha do. <br />how do you like that? :Dthe mad mommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14535453643548976883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-38321086572543020522010-04-06T00:35:04.207+05:302010-04-06T00:35:04.207+05:30@ momofrs - I get the chinky comment all the time ...@ momofrs - I get the chinky comment all the time too. i am at a total loss because <br />1) chinky is rude anyway.<br />2) so what if i do? whats your damn point?!the mad mommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14535453643548976883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-9004352387309426612010-04-06T00:33:22.917+05:302010-04-06T00:33:22.917+05:30sigh. staircase wit. i am always hopping mad becau...sigh. staircase wit. i am always hopping mad because by the time I get home I've got 10 perfect answers. all too late. <br /><br />btw starry - if anyone comments on your thinning hair, send them to see mine.the mad mommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14535453643548976883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-71016766708123266262010-04-05T17:11:10.166+05:302010-04-05T17:11:10.166+05:30I am not saying you have to do as I say.. i just ...I am not saying you have to do as I say.. i just wished to express myself and tell what others might be not understanding according to me...Pravesh Biyanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00441373151176466707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-87815783474082682852010-04-04T19:35:52.216+05:302010-04-04T19:35:52.216+05:30Pravesh Biyani: That is exactly the point. Why suf...Pravesh Biyani: That is exactly the point. Why suffer anyone else's stupidity?<br /><br />Ignore it if that will make them go away. Talk back if that's what feels right. No one asked you to use any of the comebacks suggested here. I don't see why the rest of us shouldn't use them if we want to, though.Unmanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02430139387595895191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-84297344685881697622010-04-04T15:59:33.081+05:302010-04-04T15:59:33.081+05:30@chicu.
I never said you ignore it even you get f...@chicu.<br /><br />I never said you ignore it even you get frustrated and angry inside. I think the best solution is to understand the ignorance and foolishness of the person concerned. (Like you ignore a 1 yr old kid, even if he enjoys hitting you).<br />When you reply, you play the same game he/she wants you to play. As a result, you suffer from his/her foolishness..<br />Why suffer somebody else's stupidity? Isnt it?Pravesh Biyanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00441373151176466707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-43012610254104469602010-04-02T15:52:43.799+05:302010-04-02T15:52:43.799+05:30Sujeet,
You give me hope.
LOL at all your comment...Sujeet,<br /><br />You give me hope.<br />LOL at all your comments :D<br />Specially the last one !!<br />I do wish I could say these upfront!!<br />I just may :D!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-83861189543546489452010-04-01T21:35:45.622+05:302010-04-01T21:35:45.622+05:30I had been brought up not to 'answer back to m...I had been brought up not to 'answer back to my elders'. but once in a plane, the sleazy chap began giving me some weightloss advice..I replied with 'aap bade badtameez hain.' and you know what? not a peep for the rest of the flight! So Pravesh, ignoring stuff is soooo not worth it!Chicuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02531008972749490694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-90111641793197946462010-04-01T17:13:05.103+05:302010-04-01T17:13:05.103+05:30Unmana chose to ignore my response. :)
It is an ...Unmana chose to ignore my response. :)<br /><br />It is an interesting blog really, where I see people matching others rudeness with rudeness and being brave and proud about it. <br /><br />As you said, why cant people be more loving and patient with people. There is no cure for stupidity, rudeness, selfishness but patience and love. <br /><br />I hope my comment is rude enough for you to answer :)Pravesh Biyanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00441373151176466707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-12258041291779145862010-03-31T12:24:02.215+05:302010-03-31T12:24:02.215+05:30What you should get your city is an IPL team. Then...What you should get your city is an IPL team. Then they'll never forget!!Sujeet Pillaihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06248166262480067781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-70384589026661080902010-03-30T23:16:59.534+05:302010-03-30T23:16:59.534+05:30Sujeet Pillai: You get the best responses award on...Sujeet Pillai: You get the best responses award on this post! You did justice to momofrs fifth 'rude comment' that I didn't even touch!<br /><br />And I refuse to sympathise with you over people not knowing that Chennai is a city. On being asked where I was from and saying Guwahati, I once got "Oh! I've heard so much about it... Where is it?" And only some days ago, I was asked what 'Assamese' was.Unmanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02430139387595895191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-60747099705870648132010-03-30T23:02:11.666+05:302010-03-30T23:02:11.666+05:30simplypallu: Hah, I should carry you around with m...simplypallu: Hah, I should carry you around with me. Just to see you answer like that!<br /><br />Perakath: Masseuse, of course! Sorry. Masseur would have been even creepier.<br /><br />momofrs: 1) "No, I swapped with my neighbour this evening."<br /><br />2)"Oh, I was actually planning on having a few puppies next. Would you like one?"<br /><br />3)"Haanji aunty, aap toh dilwale ho!"<br /><br />4)"Oh no, her father is Chinese."<br /><br />5) I really can't do justice to this one. Did you not ask them to leave immediately?Unmanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02430139387595895191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-24515146944912001202010-03-30T14:15:24.855+05:302010-03-30T14:15:24.855+05:30Oh the worst is if you're South Indian! A lot ...Oh the worst is if you're South Indian! A lot of these RP's believe all us SI's talk like those North Indians (Everything north of Karnataka) who play fake South Indians in the movies. Don't even know whether Chennai is a state or a city! Good-for-Nothing!<br /><br />Wanted to try my hand at all of them. Of course most of this is done in jest. Please do not take offence. So here's a compendium:<br /><br /><b>Thinning hair:</b> Actually it's a strategy to get rid of dandruff like the kind you have! You should try it<br /><br /><b>Husband Indian:</b> Actually I married Jaadu after he did Koi Mil Gaya<br /><br /><b>Daughter with strange boy:</b> Phew! Atleast it was with a boy! You never know these days. How's your daughter doing with her girlfriends!<br /><br /><b>Is he really your husband?:</b> Yeah but I had to kidnap him to marry him. <br /><br /><b>OHH She looks so CHINKY:</b> Yeah she ate too much chinese food when she was a kid!<br /><br />Below is something I wouldn't say in real life unless I was never going to meet the person ever again<br /><b> Good DILs save their inlaws the expense of deliveries: </b> Obv. your mom wasn't one!Sujeet Pillaihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06248166262480067781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-30646339443253567922010-03-30T11:37:00.707+05:302010-03-30T11:37:00.707+05:30Rude comments??
I attract them like flies :(
Sampl...Rude comments??<br />I attract them like flies :(<br />Sample these :-<br />1) "Is he really your husband?? He looks SO good!!"<br />2) "You have twins? Great, you should have one more".<br />3) This happened when I was young. One of dad's subordinate had come visiting with his wife. My sister had gone ahead to meet them (she is very fair and has green eyes). The lady exclaimed at my sister's prettiness and gave her a big smile. When I entered the room and Dad introduced me as his last daughter, the lady gave me a shocked look and added consolingly (to me) "Hum kaale hain to kya hua, dilwale hain".<br />Thanks Lady.<br />4)On seeing my daughter,"OHH She looks so CHINKY! Is there anyone from your side who looks like this?" (often commented by the BF's side of relatives).<br />5) First time visitor on seeing the twins, "good thing you had twins. Good DILs save their inlaws the expense of deliveries".<br /><br />Help me!! I'm simply too stunned to even think of a reply!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-67711181822059076552010-03-30T11:28:12.874+05:302010-03-30T11:28:12.874+05:30Masseur, or masseuse?Masseur, or masseuse?Perakathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15108830079471227958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-46447063154984885412010-03-30T08:25:44.420+05:302010-03-30T08:25:44.420+05:30Then you can just turn your nose up, turn around, ...Then you can just turn your nose up, turn around, and walk away while they're still speaking.<br />Or say that you should remind young mothers not to chew what their mothers did :)Pallavi Sharmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11772902466628490680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-53572426926308709642010-03-29T22:57:36.390+05:302010-03-29T22:57:36.390+05:30ramblingsbybones: This has to be the most hilariou...ramblingsbybones: This has to be the most hilarious rude comment ever. At least you get a laugh out of it.<br /><br />How about, "Actually, I'm not. Nor is he. In fact, he keeps asking me about it"?<br /><br />IHM: Ah, you have the patience of a saint, as I can see from your blog. You give the most reasoned, polite replies to prejudiced, stupid people. I can never hope to reach your level of patience.<br /><br />simplypallu: Ooh, I love that! But what if they took it literally and started explaining where they were born and what their mother chewed s they were napping in the afternoons?Unmanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02430139387595895191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-22587298369963991892010-03-29T13:50:16.395+05:302010-03-29T13:50:16.395+05:30Sometimes just a "Erm, who are you, again?&qu...Sometimes just a "Erm, who are you, again?"<br />...suffices.<br />It sounds the best in Marathi, said with an attitude: "Kon tumhi?!"<br />:PPallavi Sharmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11772902466628490680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-1352265599894923102010-03-29T09:29:03.718+05:302010-03-29T09:29:03.718+05:30I generally start a serious discussion on the rema...I generally start a serious discussion on the remark. Like a neighbour said she saw my daughter taking a walk in the society - with a boy. At first I didn't realise, <i>"Must be A, he visited yesterday..."</i><br />She insisted it was someone she had never seen before. I realised I was being 'informed' of her 'misconduct' by 'a well meaning acquaintance' - so I simply asked her if she thought it was bad for girls to go out with boys or have boy friends - I told her I was very cool with my daughter having a boy friend, though I would like to get to know and meet the guy, I would have no hassles if she walked with him inside the society - what place could be safer than one's own neighbourhood? (Daughter had no boyfriend then.)<br /><br />She said she had no problem but her husband didn't approve... but that's another story :|Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22942201.post-19061156483913256872010-03-28T11:00:42.368+05:302010-03-28T11:00:42.368+05:30How about ignoring them ? Thats the best reply I t...How about ignoring them ? Thats the best reply I think..Pravesh Biyanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00441373151176466707noreply@blogger.com