Hannah Jewell of Buzzfeed takes some classic poems and makes them awesome.
Or have a nursery rhyme. (This one's especially for the Guy, who, not having gone to an English medium school, was shocked when I told him about this rhyme.)
The woods are lovely, dark and deep,If you're religious, the Toast has misandrist prayers (actually, these are more useful if you're not religious).
But I have men I must make weep,
And tears to drink before I sleep,
And tears to drink before I sleep.
The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want him.
I require no shepherd.
The keeping of female animals for male profit is a practice that has no place in the new world order.
Or have a nursery rhyme. (This one's especially for the Guy, who, not having gone to an English medium school, was shocked when I told him about this rhyme.)
Georgie Porgie, puddin’ and pie,Here are a few more:
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play
The girls sharpened their knives and made a decision.
The horn on the bus says kill all men,We're not done yet.
Kill all men;
Kill all men.
The horn on the bus says kill all men,
all through the town.
Old King ColeOn a more serious note: I'm trying to read more poetry, especially modern poetry. Recommendations?
Was a merry old soul,
And a merry old soul was he;
He called for his pipe,
And he called for his bowl,
And he called for his fiddlers three
Treating human beings like objects is a symptom of the disease of capitalism
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