Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Mid-Week Reads: I Can't Think of A Title for This Thing

Top ten benefits of being an atheist.

Seven things about being trans that are actually kind of awesome.

This reminds me that I have to buy Tina Fey's book.

Every day I blossom out of a pure pink rose in a shower of baby powder while singing “I Enjoy Being A Girl”. Then cartoon bluebirds brush my hair with 100 strokes, and dress me in ribbons. After that I set my vagina to stun, and head out for a long day of emasculating innocent men with my wiles. 

Things to do when the internet is down. Pretty much mirrors my life. Except for the donuts, because I'm too lazy to go out and get some.

Off-the-rack clothes aren't supposed to fit you.
I thought about all the times I’ve stood in a fitting room and stared up at the lights and bit my lip so hard it bled, just to keep myself from crying about how nothing fits the way it’s supposed to.  No one told me that it wasn’t supposed to.  I guess I just didn’t know.  I was too busy thinking that I was the one that didn’t fit.

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